![I went to My Doctor with an injured foot. He said "I'll have You walking in an hour". I was. He stole My Car and ran off with His Secretary. | @Curmudgeon I went to My Doctor with an injured foot. He said "I'll have You walking in an hour". I was. He stole My Car and ran off with His Secretary. | @Curmudgeon](https://cdn.memes.com/up/95114311606238663/i/1641693710072.png)
I went to My Doctor with an injured foot. He said "I'll have You walking in an hour". I was. He stole My Car and ran off with His Secretary. | @Curmudgeon
![I stole my sister's Boyfriend. It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash. Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road. Don't stop believing. Hold me closer tiny dancer. : I stole my sister's Boyfriend. It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash. Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road. Don't stop believing. Hold me closer tiny dancer. :](https://i.redd.it/p3udp1b5a7e71.jpg)
I stole my sister's Boyfriend. It was all whirlwind, heat, and flash. Within a week we killed my parents and hit the road. Don't stop believing. Hold me closer tiny dancer. :
![To whoever stole my shoes in the swimming baths today - be warned I will injure you" - Seen on FB : r/funny To whoever stole my shoes in the swimming baths today - be warned I will injure you" - Seen on FB : r/funny](https://i.redd.it/6kgis2cx0jzy.jpg)
To whoever stole my shoes in the swimming baths today - be warned I will injure you" - Seen on FB : r/funny
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Big Foot Stole My Wife: And Other Stories - Kindle edition by Hess, Joan. Mystery, Thriller & Suspense Kindle eBooks @ Amazon.com.
Pinky Promise Castings. - “These little hands stole my heart. These little feet ran away with it.” 💖 • #quotes #quote #daughter #child #babygirl #mumslife | Facebook
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